Flash Fiction-Officer Down

Of the three of us, only Logan was unaffected by the rugged, mountainous terrain. Ramos and I were being pushed to our limits, but then Logan had four legs and unlimited German shepherd energy. 

Local and federal officers were cooperating to capture two escaped convicts. After an hour of chasing them, we got close but fell back when they fired on us. We returned fire. From the blood trail, at least one of them was wounded.

Injured, our quarry was desperate and dangerous. We knew they were heading to a hunting cabin about a mile away belonging to one of the suspects’ families. When the suspects got there, they would have food, medical supplies, and ammunition. 

Dense fog prevented air support. There were other search teams nearby, but we were the only team paired with a K9 officer.  

I’d known Officer Sergio Ramos for a year. We’d engaged in some low-key, off-duty flirtation. He’d asked me to lunch a few times. If others were joining us, I’d say yes, but just the two of us? No. That would feel like a date. 

Good-looking, intelligent, and a good cop. If I were to go out with anyone, it would be him. But I intentionally kept myself too busy for romance. One broken heart per lifetime was my limit.

We stopped to catch our breath. Logan wanted to keep going. I told him to lie down with a command in German. “Platz.”      

My canine partner was unconcerned around Ramos. That was a good sign. I trusted Logan’s intuition. My life depended on it.

“Hey, Cooper, want to go to the chief’s charity gala with me?” Ramos grinned with his arms opened wide. “I’m a great dancer.”

We were both winded. My adrenaline was spiking, and he was asking about going to a dance?

Nope, not interested. I still got queasy remembering the humiliation of square-dancing lessons at summer camp when I was fourteen.

Not wanting to expend the energy required to give him a verbal response, I sent him the look that always gave my little brother pause about whatever mischief he was about to get into.

Ramos chuckled.

I’d catch some unpleasantness for not attending the gala. Everyone not on duty was expected to be there. It was my day off. I didn’t want to spend it with people. I would pass the evening in my favorite chair with a good book and a large cup of Earl Grey with Logan at my side.

Ramos held out a granola bar. 

“Thanks.”

We started again. Logan led us to a clearing on the mountain ridge. There was a cabin with smoke from the chimney scenting the air. There was also a woodshed and an outhouse. The fog had lifted. Sun glinted off droplets of moisture clinging to pine needles.

I called in our coordinates. While waiting for backup, we circled the clearing, staying in the woods. The north side of the cabin, the side with the chimney, didn’t have windows. 

We staked our position as the others arrived and we discussed the situation.

Logan whined. He wanted to get the bad guys. So did I.

When everyone was in position, with a double tree trunk shielding us, I commanded Logan to bark. “Gib laut!” He obeyed enthusiastically.

A window opened, a shotgun aimed in our direction. The other officers approached the cabin from the north. An officer edged toward the door.

The gunman fired at us. His aim was off. Were injuries affecting his focus?

 An officer banged on the door, announcing who he was. The suspect turned from the window.

“God, please protect my dog.” I unhooked his lead. “Faas!”

He took off at my command.

A gunshot ran out. My heart stopped. 

Logan.

But he kept going. With a long leap, he sailed through the window.

“Where’d the shot come from?” I asked.

“The outhouse!” Ramos shouted.

I tried to turn. I couldn’t.

Ramos fired at the gunman.

Then, my brain registered the searing pain in my leg.

I’ve been shot.

“I’ve got you.” Ramos wrapped his arms around me, easing me to the ground.  

Officers stormed into the cabin. I could hear the suspect shriek. Having a hundred-and-twenty-pound dog with over two hundred pounds per square inch of jaw strength biting him would do that.

Good boy, Logan.

Ramos called into his radio, “Officer down!”

I hate those words. My heart seized every time I heard them. 

Now, it was me. I was the officer down.

Ramos pulled the first-aid kit from his backpack, put on gloves, cut my pant leg, and pressed a large gauze pad to my wound. He worked fast.

“So Cooper, the chief’s gala?

“You’re asking me this now?”

“Keeping you engaged. You never answered me.” 

No, I didn’t. 

My eyelids felt heavy. My stomach and the trees were spinning. 

“Hey!” He jiggled my shoulder. “Stay awake. Look at me!” 

Where’s my dog? 

“Logan! Hier!

Logan came and lay beside me with a concerned whimper. He nudged me with his nose. Stroking his soft ears grounded me. 

The pain was bad.

Rapid-fire chatter crackled on the radio.

“They’re sending a Medi-vac chopper,” Ramos reported.

“Logan—”

“Her K9 is with her,” Ramos said into the radio. “. . . Roger that.”

“They’ll have K9 ear protection on board. I’ll go with you and watch Logan while they fix you.” He peeked under the gauze. “The chief’s gala?”

I winced against the pain. “I’m bleeding out, and—”

“Bleeding out?” He smiled, applying more pressure to my leg. “It’s a minor flesh wound. You’ll be released from the hospital by tonight. Tomorrow morning at the latest.”

“I’m thirsty.”

“You’re going into surgery. Can’t give you anything . . . So, the gala? Go with me? Yes, or no?”

Logan licked my face. 

Ramos chuckled. “See, Logan wants you to go.”

I could’ve died. Logan could’ve been killed. I’d been alone for too long.

“Yeah, I’ll go.”At least no one would expect me to dance.

Flip that Script

Liam liked Abby a lot. But he was the new assistant CFO of Gladford Technologies, with a solid six-figure income. He had power and influence, drove a convertible Miata MX-5, and had just purchased a four-bedroom, four-bathroom luxury townhouse. Abby was an intern, making a few dollars over minimum wage. 

Intern at this company was a euphemism for paid servitude. It’d be inappropriate for him to pursue a relationship with her because of the power-inequity thing they warned about in the managers’ manual. Yet here he was, slipping into the atrium alcove where she ate lunch. He straightened his blue silk tie.

He wished he’d met Abby when he was an intern, living paycheck-to-paycheck and struggling to rise above his foster-care beginnings. Was that really only five years ago? 

Abby liked bargain hunting at flea markets, reading library books, and baking. She had close relationships with her large extended family. She used her mother’s family name, Chisholm, as her own.

Her girl-next-door demeanor belied her hard-driving reputation in the mergers and acquisitions department. She’d recently received company-wide accolades for a clever solution she offered when negotiations for a multi-million-dollar acquisition were floundering. 

The company-maintained atrium with treed alcoves and benches was a lunchtime sanctuary for an introvert. He’d eaten there alone since he was an intern. Then six months ago, Abby showed up. 

He found her sitting on his favorite bench and had to sit on the other one. Liam felt imposed upon. After a week of brief greetings and obligatory small talk, they started having more meaningful conversations. Lunch became the highlight of Liam’s day and why he looked forward to Mondays.

Two weeks ago, one of their benches was moved to a newly created alcove. Abby said she’d understand if he opted for the new, empty alcove as she scooted over, inviting him to stay. Her mocha-brown eyes pulled him in.

Office romances weren’t forbidden, just discouraged. Liam understood why.

If he asked her out, people might think he was taking advantage of her inexperience and his prominent position. If she said yes, people might think she wanted to use him for personal gain.

Abby looked up from the bench and smiled. She handed him a wrapped brownie as he sat. “I made caramel-decadence brownies last night. I brought you one.” 

“Thank you.” He’d save it for his afternoon coffee break. “Did you finish the book you were reading?”

“Yes.” She rolled her eyes. “It was so good! Had a surprising but satisfying ending. I think you’d like it.” 

Liam preferred science fiction. But since sampling Abby’s book recommendations, he was enjoying mysteries, too.

Abby cast a nervous glance toward the alcove entrance. He followed her gaze.

“Something wrong?” he asked.

“Well, I’ve mentioned there’s someone who works at Gladford Industries that I avoid during business hours…”

“Yes.” He remembered. He didn’t like the twisting in his gut the topic caused. She’d never said whether she was dating someone. Maybe they avoided each other at work to dodge the rumormongers. 

“Well, he’s meeting me here today.” 

Liam shifted further from her on the bench. 

She picked up a gift bag he hadn’t noticed on the ground at her feet. “There’s a baby shower I was invited to. I can’t go. He’s picking up the gift to give it to the parents for me. I wanted to warn you before he shows up. It might be awkward.”

Liam wiped his hands on his pant legs. He swallowed past the tightness in his throat. “It’s okay. I’m sure it’ll be fine.” 

“Good. I’m disappointed I can’t go. Ella is so sweet. I’m thrilled she’s finally having a baby.”

She showed him the items in the bag—a video baby monitor, clothes, and a blanket. She smoothed the purple and green striped blanket as she refolded it. “I knitted this myself.” 

“Who’s Ella?”

“She’s the chauffeur’s wife.”

What chauffeur? He was puzzling over her comment when a man called, “Abby?” 

“Yes, we’re here.”

Liam’s heart stumbled when Mr. Gladford, the six-foot-plus, broad-shouldered, billionaire president of Gladford Technologies, entered the sheltered space. Abby stood, picked up the bag, and kissed Mr. Gladford on the cheek. 

“Thanks for doing this, Dad. I’m so disappointed I can’t go to the shower.”

Dad?

“I’ll give this to John. He’ll give it to Ella.”

Liam stood. 

“Liam, good work on that third-quarter report.” 

“Thank you, sir.” 

Mr. Gladford’s handshake was respectfully firm. He turned to Abby. “Is he why you wanted the bench moved?”

“Yes. We met here when we were both introverting. I liked him and wanted to assess his feelings for me before he discovered that you and I are related. Moving the bench gave him the opportunity to go back to eating alone. It also gave him the option to stay and share a bench with me.” She smiled triumphantly. “He stayed.”

Liam exhaled. 

Thinking of her as merely clever was an underestimation.

“Is he your date for the party?”

“I haven’t asked yet, but that’s my plan.” 

Mr. Gladford scrutinized Liam while rubbing his chin. “People may gossip. Family may protest, thinking he’s using you for your influence. He started out dirt-poor. Has no family.” 

They were talking about Liam like he wasn’t there. He wanted the ground to open up and swallow him.

Abby lifted her chin. “I don’t care about his family, where he started, or what people think. I like him.” Looking at Liam, she tilted her head. “You wouldn’t care what people thought if we dated, would you?”

Liam rubbed the back of his neck. “No.”

Mr. Gladford nodded and kissed Abby on her forehead. “Carry on, Princess.” He pivoted toward the stairs, flowery gift bag in hand.

Abby smiled. “So, my mother is throwing a party on my family’s yacht on the twenty-third. It’s my father’s birthday. I’d love to have you come as my plus-one. You interested?” 

This was a story they’d tell their grandchildren.

“Yes, I am.”

Heart Hacked

Click-Click-Send.

Cyber threat analyst Esther Rakowski stretched her arms over her head. After two weeks of investigation, her final report to hospital administrators was complete. It took a rare brand of evil to seek to cripple a children’s hospital with ransomware. The criminals operated out of a country with no motivation to help the United States stop hackers from targeting American businesses. Thankfully, no one died.

This attack felt personal. Metro Children’s Hospital was where Esther’s brother, Michael, was a pediatric neurosurgeon.

Was.

Past tense.

Esther and Michael always celebrated their birthdays by trying a new restaurant together, but a drunk driver put an end to that tradition six months ago. Michael’s absence was a raw wound.

“Another victory for Team Barracuda of Swift-Seven Cyber-Security!” her office mate Isaac congratulated her.

Esther turned toward him. Her ultra-deluxe-AAA ergonomic chair with ten adjustment points squeaked. It seemed eight of those ten points squawked whenever she moved. 

“Your chair is maddening. I brought in 3-in-1 oil today to fix it.”

Isaac dug into his backpack, extracted an oil can, then nudged his glasses further up his nose. 

Adorkable was a word coined for men like Isaac. If office gossip was to be believed, Isaac wanted to be more than friends with her. But he was shy and socially awkward. They worked well together, but she doubted Isaac would ever ask her out on a date. Were an office romance to blossom between them, she’d have to make the first move. Maybe someday. But not today.

“I can’t oil it while it’s chained to your desk. You’ll need to cut the ties.”

Her very expensive, very comfortable, personalized chair regularly disappeared from their office because of night-shift pranksters. To stop them, Esther lashed her chair to her desk with a chain of zip ties.

“The guys from overnight will take it. Last time they hid it in the janitorial closet.”

“I have a solution.” Isaac handed her a small box wrapped in colorful striped paper with a frilly pink bow. “Happy birthday.”

He remembered.

She unwrapped the box.

“It’s a micro-GPS tracker for easily lost things like keys, phones, and chairs,” he explained unnecessarily.

She smiled. A perfectly practical present. Those were always the best gifts.

“Attach it to the chair and download the app. No matter where your chair goes, you can find it.”

“Thank you!”

Isaac’s brow furrowed as he concentrated on securing the tracker and oiling every adjustment point. Everything Isaac did received his undivided attention.

Esther sat, spun around, and leaned in every direction. There were no squeaks.

“Hurray!” Isaac cheered. “Silence!”

After spending the past five hours completing the ransomware investigation report, Esther needed a break. She left to get coffee and stretch her legs. When she returned, her chair was gone.

“Where’s my chair?”

Isaac smiled. “Did you download the app?”

“No.”

She glared. Her phone was on the opposite side of her desk from where she had left it. Isaac had downloaded the app onto her phone and falsified a text conversation between them. 

Esther: “Sounds wonderful! I’d love to!”

She huffed. “I don’t use exclamation points in texts.”

He grinned. “Maybe you should.”

Best Co-Worker Ever: “Is 6:00 okay?”

“You changed my contact information for you.”

“You shouldn’t leave your phone lying around unlocked. That’s dangerous. You never know who’ll pick it up. Especially around here.” He grinned. “I thought you’d know better than that.”

She shook her head. Mischief was a good look on him.

Esther: “That would be perfect!”

Again, with the exclamation points. She narrowed her eyes. “What did I agree to?”

He stood. “Before I answer, let’s find your chair.”

He followed her as she tracked her chair to the conference room. There was a flower arrangement on it. Red, blue, and yellow blossoms.

She read the card.

“Roses are red.
Morning Glories are blue.
Please let me buy
A birthday dinner for you. Isaac.”

Another card confirmed a 6:00 p.m. reservation for two at the new Thai restaurant she wanted to try. It was two blocks from work.

“I know you used to go out to dinner with your brother for your birthday…to try new restaurants…”

The ache of missing Michael was as searing that day as when she first received the life-crushing news.

Isaac held out his phone screen. “You already agreed.”

Heat built behind her eyes. Tears rimmed her eyelids.

 Isaac’s smile fell. “But if you’d rather not. If I’ve overstepped…”

He misunderstood. These weren’t tears of grief. This was an answer to a prayer she hadn’t thought to pray. To not be alone for dinner on her birthday.

She sniffed. “No—I mean, yes—I’d love to have dinner with you. That’s a restaurant I would’ve wanted to go to with Michael. Thank you.”

***

She ordered Pad Thai.

He ordered Pad Ka-Prao.

They shared a chive dumpling appetizer and drank jasmine green tea. The fragrance of ginger and garlic wafted around them.

Michael would’ve loved it.

“Tell me about Michael,” Isaac said.

He listened earnestly as Esther reminisced about her brilliant brother’s childhood antics. When she cried, Isaac held his hand out across the table. She put her hand in his. Warmth traveled up her arm and into her chest.

Hand-in-hand, he walked her home. She lived in the apartments across the parking lot from Swift-Seven Security.

Standing outside her apartment door, he brushed a lock of hair out of her face. “I hated the thought of you being alone tonight. I wanted to make today special for you. To give you a reason to smile.”

She smiled. “Mission accomplished.”

Isaac’s perceived awkwardness vanished when he kissed her. He cradled the back of her head, his fingers threaded through her hair. He smelled like Jasmine tea, cedar, and comfort. Isaac gave kissing the same undivided attention as everything else he did.

As a skilled cyber threat analyst, Isaac discovered Esther’s vulnerabilities and hacked her heart.

Tables Turned-Flash Fiction

A small opening was left unzipped on her purse so Remy could breathe. “Remy quit fidgeting,” Ella hissed. “They’ll kick us out if they discover you.” 

Thankfully, at this time of the day, the restaurant was nearly empty. The only other person in the dining room was a handsome, well-groomed man sitting alone at the corner table behind her. 

Ella’s server came with her soup, French onion. It smelled divine. As Ella dipped her spoon into the melty cheese, the man from the corner table cleared his throat behind her.

“Excuse me, mademoiselle.” He had a French accent and deep voice. “I don’t want to alarm you….”

Ella paused, mid-bite. She was alarmed. Whenever someone said, “Don’t be alarmed, don’t get angry, or don’t be afraid,” there was usually a good reason to be alarmed, angry, or afraid.

He bent down and whispered, “… but there’s something alive in your purse.” He smelled like cedar, lime, and trouble. 

She faced him. “No, there’s not.” The upward lilt at the end of her assertion made it sound like a question. 

The gentleman arched an eyebrow. He was even more handsome up close. “Without checking, you’re quite certain?” His tone mocked her. He knew.

“Yes. My purse is zipped. Nothing could get into it.”

 Or out of it.

“I saw a nose and whiskers.” He smiled like a fox who knew how to get into the hen-house. “Like those of a rat or perhaps a ferret?”

“That’s ridiculous. A nose? Whiskers?” She waved her hand. “I’d like to enjoy my meal in peace.”

He stood firm.

She was four foot eleven and accustomed to bluffing big. She glared. “Leave my table. Or I will ask management to escort you away.” 

“Fine.” He opened his arms wide. “You brought a rodent into this establishment. Management should know.” With a crisp hand flick, he summoned Ella’s server. Ella’s heart galloped.

The server dipped her head. “Yes, Mr. Beaumont, did you need something?”

“Please prepare my usual lunch on a tray. Two of everything except dessert.” 

“Yes, Sir.” She left.

He smiled as he shifted his tie. “I’m Henri Beaumont. This is my restaurant.” He arched his eyebrow again. “You had a complaint?”

“Well, no… but this,” she pointed with her spoon, “is the best French onion soup I’ve ever had!”

He nodded toward her bowl. “You haven’t tasted it yet.”

“I’ve had it before. What’s the secret to making it taste so much better than any other soup in the city?” 

Maybe flattery would distract him. 

“There are many secrets. None of which I’m telling.” He cocked his head to one side. “What sort of animal do you have with you?”

 Bluff big.

“You caught me. He’s a service animal.” She cleared her throat. “A rat.” 

“A service rat?” He chuckled.

Ella nodded. “Yes… I’m very allergic to… ah… cilantro. He can smell it. He’ll squeak, letting me know if there is cilantro in a dish I’m about to eat. Amazing, right?” 

 “Cilantro isn’t in any dish served in this restaurant.”

“Then I’m safe.” Ella returned her attention to her soup.

“I cannot allow a rat to remain in my restaurant. You must finish your meal outside. The patio is covered. It is a nice day.”

She pouted. “If he were a dog, you’d allow it.” 

“Mademoiselle, dogs in public places, are acceptable. Rats are not. Regulations don’t allow rats to be service animals—they can only be emotional support animals.” 

Henri sounded well-acquainted with his facts.

“He is an emotional support animal.” 

Grinning, Henri shook his finger at her. “Your story keeps changing.” He pointed toward the patio. “Your rat must leave the dining room. I’ll bring you a complimentary fresh bowl of soup.” 

On the patio, Henri held Ella’s chair for her as she sat. A gentle breeze carried the fragrance of the rosemary, sage, and blooming lavender planted in raised beds around the patio. He left to get her soup. He returned with a serving tray carrying two bowls of soup, two salad plates, warm crusty rolls, a bowl with butter shaped into little balls, and one dish of chocolate mousse with two dessert spoons.

He turned the sign on the door, closing the patio to public use. “We’ll not be interrupted.” He sat, unfolding a napkin onto his lap. “Why did you bring a rat into my restaurant? Emotional support?”

Ella sighed. “No. My townhouse is being fumigated. I couldn’t leave him. I was hungry.”

“Ah.” Henri nodded. “May I see him? What’s his name?”

“His name is Remy.” She hesitated. “He gets nervous around people who are afraid of him. He’s very sensitive.”

 Henri snorted. “I am not afraid of rats.” 

That may’ve been the sexiest thing any man ever said to her. Maybe it was his deep voice. Henri could probably make shower mold sound sexy. 

“Please, mademoiselle.” He dipped his head and glanced up. He had long, dark lashes. “I promise I’ll not harm your Remy.” 

Ella unzipped her purse. Henri held his hand to Remy. Remy sniffed. Satisfied that all was well, Remy climbed into Henri’s hand and scrambled up his arm, perching on Henri’s shoulder. 

There was a draft in Ella’s dropped open mouth. 

Henri shrugged. “I know many people who are dog-people. I know some people who are cat-people, but very few people I know are rat-people. Dogs know dog-people. Rats know rat-people.” He handed a piece of bread to Remy. Remy took it and nibbled politely. “He’s a very well-mannered rat. And beautiful.” Henri gazed at her. “Just like his owner.” 

Heat flooded her cheeks. “Thank you.”

“I have a rat named Colette. Perhaps Remy would like to meet her. You could bring him to my home this evening.” He took Ella’s hand in his and kissed the backs of her fingers. “I’ll cook dinner for all of us, and perhaps Remy and Colette will fall in love.”

“What time would you like us to be there?”

Golden Opportunity

Saturday morning, no electricity from downed wires, meant no clean clothes and an hour wait at the coffee shop with the rest of my power-deprived neighbors. Then Mom called. Her hairdresser’s niece needed a date for a wedding. Could I go? No. Then Uncle Bob called, asking for money again. No. I needed a break.

 I put on my least dirty clothes, turned off my phone, and headed for the park. Fido, wearing his favorite matching red leash and collar, panted with golden retriever happiness as I lengthened my stride.

The sun-speckled trail paralleling a stream revived me. I blew out a long breath. A squirrel scampered across the path. Fido barked. The startled squirrel reversed direction twice and then leaped over the stream. Fido lunged, yanking me off balance.

Crack, pain seized my ankle.

Rip, the back pocket of my jeans snagged on a broken branch.

Splat, I landed on the muddy stream bank.

My ankle throbbed, my pants were ripped, and my phone, which landed in the muck, was dead. Fido came to my side and lay down in the stream. His tongue hung out the side of his mouth.

I scowled at him. Fido means I am Faithful. Good dog name on a bad dog.

 I was pretty sure I needed to go to the hospital, and I was wearing my I-have-to-do-laundry-today underwear, the Tweety Bird boxers my mother gave me as a joke. I hung my head and laughed. What else could I do?

 “God, I could use some help here.”

Hope soared at the sound of an approaching biker. Fido stood and bounded across the path.

“Watch out!” The beautiful brunette biker skidded to a stop.

I snorted. I needed a paramedic, and God sent me a runway model. Maybe I could use her phone.

Fido shook himself, showering her with swampy water.I winced, anticipating shrill shrieking. But she laughed. Fido took that as an invitation to jump up, plant his muddy paws against her chest, and lick her face.

“What a beautiful boy! Did you go for a swim?”

“No, I was dragged through the mud by a bad dog!”

She raised an eloquent eyebrow, then nodded to Fido. “Don’t listen to him. You’re a good dog. All dogs are good. It’s just the owners who are bad.” She speared me with a piercing glare and then wiped at the mud splatters and dog drool on her face with her sleeve. “Are you injured?”

“My ankle. But I’m sure it’s okay.” The pain was searing. I forced a smile. “I’ll just sit here until it stops throbbing.”

She raised her eyebrow again, clearly unimpressed with my courageous stoicism.

 “Let me look at it.”

“No.”

She stooped down and gently prodded my ankle disregarding my protests. She grimaced. “That looks painful. You should get it x-rayed. Are you hurt anywhere else?”

Yes, my pride, my pants, and my butt.

“I don’t think so.”

“Can you stand?”

I thought of my ripped pants and loony toons underwear.

“No.”

She disarmingly rolled her eyes, stood, and held out her hand. “That was a rhetorical question. With no other injuries, you can stand on your other leg. I’ll help you. We’ll use my bike as a rolling crutch. My truck is the parking lot a hundred yards that way.” She pointed. ‘I’ll drive you to the hospital.”

I folded my arms. “No. Let me use your phone. I’ll call someone to come get me.”

Her expression was one of forbearing amusement like I was a recalcitrant toddler refusing to eat okra. Fido wagged his tail and licked my face. ‘Come on, Daddy, stand for the pretty lady!’

My face heated. I chuckled as I admitted, “I’ve ripped my pants.”

The corners of her mouth twitched upwards. Then with stunning aplomb, she resumed a neutral expression. “I’m a doctor, and I won’t look.”

“My dog—”

“We’ll drop him off at a reputable kennel I’m very familiar with.”

I wasn’t intentionally being difficult, but she fascinated and terrified me. I was a helplessly mesmerized moth, and she was a bonfire.

 She tapped her phone. “Hey, I can’t come. A guy with a dog got injured. I’m taking him to the hospital.”

Her phone’s volume was up. I heard the other person scoff. “A guy with a dog? So, your romantic kryptonite. Is he cute?”

She smiled at Fido. “Yes.”

There was feminine laughter. “You go, girl! I want details later. Bye,”

“By the way. I’m Jason.” I offered my hand.

At her touch, heat traveled up my arm and flowed into my chest. “Amanda.” She tugged. I relented and stood. She wrapped her arm around my waist, and I briefly lost the ability to breathe. My heart did somersaults. She helped me to her bicycle.

She turned, took several steps away, and made another call. “I’m bringing in a short-stay client for the kennel. Pro bono. His owner needs to go to the hospital…. A Golden. Looks to be 35 kilos.”

I pondered how odd that conversation sounded when she snorted behind me. “Tweety Bird?”

 “You promised no looking!”

“Couldn’t help it,” she snickered. “The colors are so bright.”

“What kind of doctor are you, anyway?”  

Conspicuously not answering my question, she steadied the bike as I hobbled, leaving a slime trail behind me. “Come, Fido, let’s take care of your Daddy.”

Amanda’s hair glistened in a sunbeam, and I understood why I’d never fallen in love. I’d never seen a mud-splattered woman smile before.

The dark pickup truck’s sign read Louden Veterinary Hospital and Kennels. It had a bumper sticker. I read, “Mirrors prove God has a sense of humor?”

 “Being humble and laughing at yourself can be an act of worship. Having the humility to admit that you are not perfect or completely competent in all things. That you fail and fall down and rip your pants.

 I chuckled. “Yep, that describes me perfectly incompetent.”

Amanda’s cheeks pinked. She tucked a lock of hair behind her ear and added. “I admire people who can laugh at themselves.”

Her smile shot through me, dulling my pain like morphine. “Good, because right now, I think I’m hilarious.”

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